2 posts tagged “hugo chavez”

A bit late, but as promised - your Manifesto Mad Lib (courtesy of jenn) -

"The stinky monitors of the American empire are swimming at risk the very poop of the plate. We continue to fart you about this shirt and we kick to the ball of the United States and the shoe to hike this stairwell, which is like a boat curling over our bus."

"The hegemonic pretensions of the American empire are placing at risk the very survival of the human species. We continue to warn you about this danger and we appeal to the people of the United States and the world to halt this threat, which is like a sword hanging over our heads."

jenn has been known to write manifestos from time to time.  It's in the blood or something along those lines.  At some point, I suggested that she ghostwrite manifestos for Hugo Chavez because jenn is just that good.

However, jenn & I made the critical observation that the proclamations coming out of Venezuela were so comically  anti-US that it seemed like the Venezuelan government was using Mad Libs and a PropagandaBOT to write these things.

Which brings us to the purpose of this entry...
Ladies and gentlemen of Vox, guess what time it is - it's time for Manifesto Mad Libs!

I need the following words to complete our very own Manifesto Mad Lib.

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